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Kerry/Joe; Paul/Gail; Jim; Helen; Todd/Cody; Hilary; Matt/Gemma; Harold/Madge; Henry; Dorothy; Cheryl; Brett; Darren/Libby; Susan/Karl; Janelle; Janae; Sky/Dylan; Bree; Stingray/Rachel

Martin: She's only after your money! Archie: Well, I suppose it's the most interesting thing about me. *** Archie: I've never met anyone like you Mandy. You seem more *real* than other girls. Mandy: Real? What, do you mean common? Archie: Of course not! Though maybe growing up on a council estate does give you a certain quality. A strong quality I mean. Mandy: I think you must have a very romantic view of council estates! We're exactly like other people, except we naff in lifts. We can't help it. You know, we just get into a lift and we gotta go. *** Lionel: [trying to get him to write a second book, Jean walks Lionel through the first time they met] I saw you, and I stopped breathing. I really did. Jean: Aww Lionel Hardcastle: I started again, of course, or I would have died... *** Claire: You know, it's polite for the first person downstairs to make coffee, even it that person has a penis. Nate: Well, it's also polite for the first person in the bathroom to spend less than 45 minutes in there, even if that person has a vulva. *** Claire: I wish I was gay. David: Ohh, no. Claire: Well, then I wouldn't have to deal with unfamiliar sex organs! David: They're all unfamiliar unless they're yours.

Ashley

1990

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Spoiler Junkie

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Cheltenham, Gloucestershire

Reading - Charles Dickens; Toni Morrison; Jodi Picoult; various autobiographies; Writing; Films - Leon; The Green Mile; Donnie Darko; Television - Six Feet Under (best TV show ever made); The League of Gentlemen; One Foot In The Grave; Stand up comedy - Jack Dee, Lee Evans, Eddie Izzard.